Hlchop! Bangwl’ (Bandcamp 2014)

   Have one really heard of the Pop-tunes chart in Klingon planet territory right before its totally blown up by the enemy or somewhere over the dump place refugee bar you would hearing constructed languages that sings the earth billboard 100 tracks being sang in klingon’s language and this female led-acoustic guitar and Pop-Rock official belongs to Jensborn Vestai of Jen Usellis with her guitar player Woody Johnson, bass Bob Holdsworth to war drummer Nick Wagner translating thus words of romance and love songs helped by the earthlings Chris Lipscombe, Michael Roney, Jr and Tracy Canfield or Felix Malmenbeck entirely brought thus hit-songs of Pop culture that you knew from the nineties and beyond to their own planetary taste over Warrior Woman as the Klingon Pop Warrior (whom used to dwelling in Chicago area once) presented as Tah Tlqwlj (My Heart Will Go On) of Titanic that also loved by the most of the klingons as one of their favorite sinking ship film, Parmaq Qab (Bad Romance of Lady Gaga which is actually, was third percent klingon too) Che’ron ‘Oh Parmaq ‘e’ that belongs to the classic song by Pat Benatar’s Love is a Battlefield whom also half-part of klingon descendents. Don’t laugh if you must but don’t – just don’t because they might finding it offending towards them performing this. Better take the back seat far from the female vocalist and the stage and order more drinks but avoid talking about their forehead as well is quite good so next time the conversations can go on to the small talks about the movie Frozen which in fact also one of the famous film in the klingon family community; makes you safe from being stab twisted slow.

PS. For diehard Star Trek fans only ?




Warrior Woman:
https://klingonpopwarrior.bandcamp.com/album/warrior-woman